I’m not even going to bother writing a joke about this link. I’m tired, and it’s really not necessary.

Xianz.com: It’s not MySpace… It’s HIS Space!

The Christian MySpace alternative, Xianz offers “Friends,” “Faith” and “Fellowship” (remember, that was the word we used to use for “community”).

The worst part of the whole thing is that you just know I’m going to be spending a sizable proportion of my evening surfing Xian profiles (Like Samizer: “YAY FOR CHRIST!!! *I love to laugh!*” and MaineMissy33, whose profile proves that joining Xianz will result in a neuron-destroying number of glitter GIFs posted in your testimonials).

This site makes me sad, though, mostly because it reminds me of how disappointed I was the day I found out that the truncation “xian” had been adopted by the hordes of True-Love-Waiting, abortion-clinic-picketing, Relevant-reading*, neo-conservative mainstream Christian youth.

*NB to those reading this who do, in fact, read Relevant: I wasn’t talking about you. If you’re reading this then you’re too cool for Relevant.

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