okay, SERIOUSLY
I have something to share with you.
It’s a little video, and it’s bizarre, and non-sequitur and involves Kirk Cameron.
Click here to watch a guy explain how bananas prove the existence of God.
Make sure you watch until the end, that’s when it gets truly surreal.
Mercifully, Kirk Cameron does not speak.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
So are you telling me you haven’t been lucky enough to visit the super SFX-heavy www.wayofthemaster.com, featuring a chatty little mini-Kirk (along with that video guy, who is apparently named Ray Comfort)? A mini-Kirk who not only talks to rebellious punks about Christianity, but makes such profound observations as “Almost everyone thinks they’re a good person. But the question you should be asking is, am I good *enough* to go to heaven?”
(You have to click “Play Intro” for all of this. I should warn you that if, for the fun of it, you choose “Guilty” all the way through, it gets pretty vicious. For example, after you get through all the commandments, you’re presented with the statements “Isn’t it true that every time you lied, stealed, lusted, etc., you knew it was wrong?” and “Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should.” And so on. Oh, and you aren’t allowed to choose “no,” just “continue.”
But it’s possible that I just resent being yelled at by mini-Kirk - so if you find the site less scary than I do, let me know.)
April 27th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Oh - and I forgot to mention the final statement, if you make it through the looooong intro:
“If you decide to reject the gift of forgiveness and you die in your sins, there is no hope for you. There is no purgatory. The wrath of god abides on you and you will spend eternity in hell. Please take the time to read What the bible says hell is like (here a helpful link is provided).”
Yeah, nothing like enlightening non-believers by terrifying them into conversion.
April 28th, 2006 at 5:32 am
Lindsey, of COURSE I’ve seen that site! Which is why I said I was glad Kirk didn’t speak in the banana video, because it would have probably ruined the surreal perfection of it.
We used to make fun of Kirk at the now-defunct Fametracker boards. That was when I also saw the website of his sister, Child Star Candace Cameron Bure. She’s not crazy like he, though.
April 28th, 2006 at 8:02 am
From now on, when I go to the grocery store, I will say, “Excuse me, but where can I find a bunch of the athiest’s worst nightmare? Do you have them in fair trade?”
April 30th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
God save us from your followers? uh are they really following Jesus?
May 4th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Ooooh… I love how the curved shape of the banana fits my hand and is perfect for insertion…
I think the dude’s gay.