the truth hit me over the head like a frying pan
I hate to link and run, but:
Jesus can appear on your pancakes every day if you buy the Jesus Pan (only $29.99 for two!).
It looks kind of fake at first but a cursory glance around the interwebs seems to indicate it’s for real (feel free to prove me wrong). In any case, I’d be tempted to get one but I don’t make pancakes really ever and I have to admit I’d prefer it if the visage of the Son of God weren’t so dour. A little more along the lines of Buddy Christ, maybe.
Tomorrow’s garage sales may reveal more Saviour kitsch, I do not know. If they do, I won’t be able to tell you about it until Sunday, however, as I’m going camping with the People Love Forgot. No beer, but high-on-Jesus life hijinks should ensue nonetheless.
June 17th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Well, I clicked through the order link and they certainly seem to be ready to take payments through Paypal. But even if they ship real product, there’s precedent for people who create business just to see what kind of stupid crap they can sell to evangelicals. It safer and cleaner than porn and just as cynical and exploitative. Probably not as profitable, though.
June 17th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Hey cool. Now your communion bread can be Jesus and have his image at the same time.
June 18th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
If I were to have just one religious breakfast utensil, it would probably be the virgin Mary waffle iron. But the Jesus pancake maker is a close second.
June 19th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Sacred frying pan
Pass the holy syrup; I
smite thee with butter.