the detritus of a saturday night
I can’t believe I didn’t post this! It wasn’t until my brother mentioned his desire to post about it that I remembered. So I’m beating him to the punch.
I went to church on Christmas Eve morning (it always seems like such a good idea. Then once the service starts I find myself in deep regret) with the aforementioned brother. When we went out to the parking lot after, we (OK, Mark) discovered this exact tableau on the asphalt:
In case you can’t read the fine print, the text on the kazoo reads “Jesus Loves Me.” And yes, that is a yellow condom.
January 10th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I can’t decide whether to laugh uproariously or be thoroughly grossed out.
January 12th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Eww! (Both ways.)
January 13th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Actually, I think any punch I would offer would fall terrible short…. although a caption contest might be in order…. maybe we’ll go for it over on SCP. Whaddya think?
But I must ask… why a YELLOW condom? I must wonder the significance of that color choice.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Eww! Indeed. What an interesting post to read the first time I visit this blog. Actually if you wanted to submit it for a caption contest you could send it to purgatorio. But maybe it might be considered too eww!
January 20th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I’m heard of some strange fetishes, but kazoo fetishism is certainly the strangest.