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SWORD DRILL!!! Bible Quiz

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Over the past week there’s been a quiz going around LiveJournal (and I assume the other sites as well) all about the Bible. The quiz kind of annoyed me, not so much because it was too easy but because the answers were easy to deduce via a process of elimination. Being a nerd like I am, I made my own Bible quiz and called it SWORD DRILL!!! even though everyone knows this is not actually a Sword Drill in the way we understand it. Still. SWORD DRILL!!! is a great name (yes, the exclamation points are necessary) and possibly would be a great name for a band, though the phallic implications are probably too great for me to actually appreciate the term in that context.

Anyway, to the readership of this blog I expect this quiz will be quite easy. But as for the infidels on the other sites… we shall see. We shall see. Oh, sure, Mr. Never-Been-To-Church can get 93% on the other quiz, but THIS ONE? WE SHALL SEE.

You scored 100% on the SWORD DRILL!!! Bible Quiz!
 

OK, you must be a pastor’s kid. Or Philip Yancey.

Seriously, that is an impressive score. Good job. Too bad salvation comes through faith, not works. BURN. (Let’s hope not literally, though.)

SWORD DRILL!!! Bible Quiz
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The above is my score. I got 100% because I wrote the quiz. Please do feel free to do the quiz and post your results here in the comments or on your own blog or on your Match.com profile or whatever.

so tempting

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

My brother and I have this tradition of me buying him t-shirts from Threadless. This I do mostly out of self-interest so my brother doesn’t look like a hobo. Also, I love him, I guess.

Anyway, I like to buy when they have their $10 sales, as they do right now. And when I saw this one, I thought, YES.

It is entitled “BFF.”*

BFF

(Check out the product page, with more pictures, here.)

I hesitated because I thought that maybe he wouldn’t actually wear it that much. I knew he’d wear it to Bible college, where he’s in his last year of studies, just to get a rise out of his classmates. But once he graduates and presumably becomes a youth pastor?

I think he’s going to buy it for himself, though. I mean, $10 sale!

*For those of you who are challenged in the arena of pop-culture initialisms, “BFF” stands for “Best Friends Forever.”

emerging problems

Friday, July 14th, 2006

Last week I wrote a post about women and the Emerging church (incidentally, part of the 18th Carnival of the Feminists).

When I wrote that post, I didn’t know about Emerging Women, a two-month-old blog that boasts 33 contributors. I was pleased to see it; after all, until now I hadn’t really come across any blogs that strongly identified as Emergent that were written by women. It’s not that I’ve read every Emergent blog on the web (obviously I haven’t), and my judgement is far from scientific, but I’m just saying.

Anyway, this week there was a little bit of what we on the internets like to call drama and/or mild wank. I have to admit I have a long-time affinity for internet drama — generally watching from the sidelines, not participating, though there have been exceptions to that rule, this perhaps being one of them — and this case struck my interest. Here’s some drama amongst a group of people who pride themselves on being rational and thoughtful and good listeners. Oh, and Christian, which presumably involves something about love and guarding one’s tongue.

Last Friday, a member of the community named Sherri (whose posts are signed From the Margins) made a post entitled, “I Just Learned I’m a Minority Group?” In it, she posted a statement by Kevin Hendricks about women and the EmergentVillage.com website. Hendricks outlined a philosophy that minority groups should not be ghettoized. From the Margins took issue with the characterization of women as a “minority group” within the Emergent organization, and also, it should be noted, framed Hendricks’ remarks as the official stance of Emergent, one which had been deliberately circulated.

Not so deliberate, it turns out. Tony Jones himself replies to the post to chastize From the Margins for posting “an internal document within Emergent,” one that is “not meant to be read outside of the context of a months-long conversation on these issues, and it’s surely not meant to have one paragraph posted and subsequently mocked.” He then calls the post a “significant breach of etiquette and friendship” and disappears from the thread.

I’m not sure exactly when blog administrator Julie removed From the Margins’ post, but she did, at Emergent’s request. Emergent justifies this request saying that the email quoted by From the Margins was part of confidential correspondence with the web design firm who’s working on the new Emergent Village website.

On Wednesday, From the Margins leaves the Emerging Women blog and yesterday mizliz leaves Emergent, or “Emerg***” as she now styles it (an affectation which I might pinch, come to think).

Based on mizliz’s post it’s clear I don’t know the half of what really happened here, but I still have some comments.

First, while these public exchanges are unusual as far as internet drama goes for their overall civility and lack of direct personal attacks,

Sadly, however, this seems to validate to some extent Steve and Josh naming Tony Jones one of the Stupid Church People of the year. Steve and Josh’s rational for choosing Emergent for that honour last December was based on their soliticing funds, something which seemed to go against the grain of the non-organizational “conversation” that Emergent had purported to be. And what are we dealing with now, seven months later? Confidential memos? If this isn’t a sign that Emergent has turned into the same old hierarchical institution it originally criticized, I don’t know what is. And if all this kerfuffle isn’t a fine example of Stupid Church Behaviour… well, you know.

I’m glad to see that the Emergent leadership is taking the marginalization of women in their organization seriously. From what I’ve seen, they do realize that women are a minority — numerically in leadership as well as in sociological terms. But leaked memos? Are you kidding me? And strongarming bloggers? If Tony Jones & Co. are going to be running an institution, they need to know that once the memo is leaked there is no taking it back. (Like that object lesson we all had in Sunday School, the one where you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube, you know the one.) Especially where the internet and Google caches are involved. Instead of censoring the offending post, claiming it was out of context (which surely it was) and a breach of contract (which it much less surely was), they might have posted the discussion for everyone to read. Kind of like, you know, a conversation, or something.

okay, SERIOUSLY

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

I have something to share with you.

It’s a little video, and it’s bizarre, and non-sequitur and involves Kirk Cameron.

Click here to watch a guy explain how bananas prove the existence of God.

Make sure you watch until the end, that’s when it gets truly surreal.

Mercifully, Kirk Cameron does not speak.

xianzzzzzz baybeeee!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

I’m not even going to bother writing a joke about this link. I’m tired, and it’s really not necessary.

Xianz.com: It’s not MySpace… It’s HIS Space!

The Christian MySpace alternative, Xianz offers “Friends,” “Faith” and “Fellowship” (remember, that was the word we used to use for “community”).

The worst part of the whole thing is that you just know I’m going to be spending a sizable proportion of my evening surfing Xian profiles (Like Samizer: “YAY FOR CHRIST!!! *I love to laugh!*” and MaineMissy33, whose profile proves that joining Xianz will result in a neuron-destroying number of glitter GIFs posted in your testimonials).

This site makes me sad, though, mostly because it reminds me of how disappointed I was the day I found out that the truncation “xian” had been adopted by the hordes of True-Love-Waiting, abortion-clinic-picketing, Relevant-reading*, neo-conservative mainstream Christian youth.

*NB to those reading this who do, in fact, read Relevant: I wasn’t talking about you. If you’re reading this then you’re too cool for Relevant.